From Anthony Bourdain: the difference between screw top and corks in wine bottles: ur more likely to get laid if you go for wine with a cork 15 hrs, 14 mins ago
The weather is pretty much perfect here in Palo Alto... 1 day ago
Suggestions for non-touristy things to do daytime in downtown San Francisco? Wish there was a dirtybird museum... 2 days, 1 hr ago
annathompson did I show u some anime porn last night or something? If so I don't recall... I mixed more booze than I can count on a hand. 2 days, 10 hrs ago
An older woman attempted to board our plane, not realizing that her gate was 2 down from ours and leaving an hour later 3 days ago
Who needs an alarm clock when panicked dreams of missing my flight keep waking me up. 3 days ago
