Your Agony is Gorgeous!

admin — Wed, 07 May 2008 19:32:10 +0000

Sprokets! I was a lot younger when I used to watch this, but now I realize how brilliant the sketch was. Here are some quotes I found on the web:

“Vhy is it that the truly brilliant are doomed to a life of obscurity, surrounded by a sea of mediocrity, only to end up covered in sores in a pool of their own filth? Oh vell, the beat goes on.”
“Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abst-monkey.”
“Gregor Was, your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation. Would you care to strike me?”
“Genius! By seemingly embracing the cliches of the vest, he is underscoring its excruciating banality.”
“In your film Irritant Number Four, the only images were that of a baby’s head and a toilet. Did you mean for me to scream?”
“I’m happy as a little GIIIIIRL.”
“You plug your show with the subtlety of a flying mallet.”
“Your agony is gorgeous.”
“Textures intrigue me.”
“Your story has become tiresome.”
“A fat man and a shprinkler are soon together.”—-Old Bavarian adage
“Yes, Ve are doomed and I am filled with remorse, and it is most delicious.”
“Sadly, Klaus is limited. But he is beautiful, is he not?”
At Dieter’s Dance Party , in response to a record being rated -3 on a scale of 1 to 14, Dieter says, “Sadly, there are no integers on this scale, so your gangly adolescent attempt to be clever has proved futile.”
“You are beautiful and angular.”
“You disturb me to the point of insanity. There. I am insane now.”
“Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.”

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